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Wiki Law #1

Any article can hyperlink its way to any other article.

Although there may be over specific exceptions, the rule holds true that an infinite series of hyperlinks could get you between any two semi-popular (read: popular enough...) topics.
Wiki Law #1:

I choose Naruto wikipedia page

I hit random article

1.I got the Chicago Cubs
2.I clicked Wrigley Gum (they once owned them)
3. Clicked commercial vehicles
4. - Mazda Bongo(under Japan)
5. - Mazda
6. -Japanese
7. - anime
8. - found Naruto!!!
by RafaelElAwesome September 29, 2009
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Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.
The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.
by thechop123 April 27, 2009
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Raw Dawg Law

When having sex with a girl, only doing it doggie style, no matter what. Anal or Vaginal and never with a condom.
I follow the Raw Dawg Law, it lets me stay away from all the emotion of it.
by J2552 February 5, 2010
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Newton's 4th Law

The gravitational effects a large and dense object, a fat ass, has on a smaller more weaker object, a man. This law can be used to describe the social interaction we notice when a man is attractive a nice firm ass.
Damn, that girl is the prime definition of Newton's 4th Law.
by Pickleman_22 January 12, 2016
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law of conservation of ass

The Law of Conservation of Ass states that women can be changed from one attitude into another, ethnicity combinations can be separated or made, and pure females can be corrupted, but the total amount of ass remains constant.
On Earth the amount of ass remains constant as women gain ass as much as they loose.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.
by Mr ... December 1, 2015
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Brendon’s Sex Law

It is illegal to not have sex with brendon if he ask
You have to fuck him have you never heard of brendon’s sex law!
by imsoflippincrazy March 11, 2020
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Law-Enforcement Officer

What some Policemen call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be cops.

Denotes certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not necessarily traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen.

Abbreviated as LEO (singular) or LEO's (plural).
"When a cop calls himself a Law-Enforcement Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."

"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
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