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Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.
Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.
by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021
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January 6th journalists

Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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January 29, 2022

It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Petra and Wihan. Married since January 29, 2022.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
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January 8th

A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios
Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?
by PrettyPuppy17 January 8, 2024
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January 5

Be a furry day, on this day you MUST become a furry, no matter who you are, get a fursona, communicate as a furry, put yourself a furry attribute
" Hewwwo, good morning, it's January 5, UwU "
by theD1ng0 January 4, 2022
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January

January for anime lovers is so cruel because it's no JoJo January.
Hey you can't watch JoJo today.
But but why?
It's no JoJo January!
by HEYEYEYEYEEY January 3, 2020
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January 25th

National ask someone for nudes day, it doesn't matter if they say yes or no, you are required to ask.
"Its January 25th, Jessica please." - Bob
by Bob Ross 25 January 25, 2022
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