Toilet pain

A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts

"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"

by epicnamehere July 24, 2024

toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)

Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring

by CouncilmanJR February 21, 2022

plunging my toilet

Vaginal or anal masturbation via a big fat massive dildo with a flared end.

He took out my fav toy and started plunging my toilet.

by Woodworkius April 16, 2021

toilet taco

a taco-like formation made in the toilet, which is a poo wrapped in toilet paper like a tortilla.

I pooped in my hand covered in TP. I can now make a toilet taco!

by DabbingIsSo2015 June 01, 2020

Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 02, 2024

toilet whisperer

A toilet whisperer is a person that can clean the poop out of a gas station bathroom in under 3 seconds

I can handle it, I am the toilet whisperer.

by toilet_eater September 24, 2020

Skibdi Toilet

A cringe person popping out of a toilet that somehow, kids admire

Skibdi Toilet, Skibdi Toilet Toilet, Skibdi Toilet, Skibdi Toilet Toilet

by CR7AlNassr November 14, 2023