Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024

onion party hat

a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other

Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.

by Professor Bailey Smith January 19, 2022

smelly hat

the result of the fetish of defecating on someone's head.

I have a nice collection of smelly hat videos.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

Taking a mans hat

If you take a man’s hat it means you were either fighting or your fuckin

Example taking a mans hat Now Missy do you know the rules about taking a man’s hat we are either fighting or fucking and I don’t hit women

by Wheeler walker August 3, 2021

venison hat

Shoving your head up a sexual partners rectum and saying: "oh dear."

Jeff gave me a Venison Hat last night.

by Zebarron July 31, 2017

paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018

Trash-hat

When something is so terribly shitty that it just makes sense to combine the words trash and ass hat together

God these roads are so trash-hat, you can barely drive on them

by In wise person once said April 22, 2023