September 14th

Stupid fat bitches who always are annoying

Person 1: I feel so hated
Person 2: Probably cause you were born on September 14th

by ilovesomeperticularpeople May 22, 2024

September 8th

The day of pork pies. Get your friend,mum,dad, or siblings a pork pie to celebrate September 8th!

"Yo want a pork pie Destiny?"
'oh my god is it september 8th already?'
"you betcha"

by themeg.com.com May 16, 2022

September

Sexless septembet. The month where no man or woman is aloud to have sex alot like no nut November exept you can masterbate but you cant have sex of any kind

"Hey babe do youwant to have sex" "sorry baby we cant its sexless September"

by Dragonoverlord January 7, 2023

september 20th

really really tall but mentally little boys are born on this day. he smokes way too much weed and never whiteys. he is somewhat of a mythical creature named alexius strathmobius, and it has been rumoured that he whiteyed on an F-plate blunt. hide ur kids as he likes them too

oh god it’s september 20th, better leave strathmobius milk, cookies and a halfie

by ski279 April 21, 2021

September 12th

National dares day

Dare your friends to do some crazy shit. You have to do the date, it’s September 12th.

by chynawrites September 11, 2022

September 1st

National slap your girls coochie day :)

On September 1st say to your girl, “What’s up shawty” then slap her coochie

by Yourmumisamilf<3 August 31, 2022

September 16th

Punch a swamp donkey day

Hey guys it's September 16th.
It's punch a swamp donkey day.

by Dimmy1982 October 1, 2022