september 24

ID LITERALLY SLAP A KYLY RIGHT NOW AND SHE CAN KISS HER BF BOOTY

when September 24 is the day you slap a hoe

by anonymous November 23, 2021

September 19

people born on this day are beautiful like jason

He was born on september 19… probably a jason

by sdoopid123 November 23, 2021

september 19

a day where fucking tweaked we’re born. fucking social rejects that overthink everything even though they shouldn’t. ugly ass hoes

boy: this bitch is a tweaked bro
boy 2: what’s her birthday
boy: september 19, why?
boy 2: no wonder

by anonymous November 24, 2021

september 19

September 19 is when pussy ass bitches are born. Fucking tweakers that overthink everything and think they are the shit, when in reality their not.

boy: this bitch is a tweaker bro
boy 2: what’s her birthday
boy: september 19, why?
boy 2: no wonder..

by anonymous November 24, 2021

September 5th

Your Parents had sex on new year.

You are born on september 5th?
Ask your parents what they did on new year

by Imagineit? November 24, 2021

September 5

If a boy born on this day, he would be an attractive person, smart, hot and have big hearted but careful he might do something at your back.
If a girl born on this day, she is superhot, boys will always get attach to her. Watch out if she mad, boy you'll die.
Keep the person born on this day close. They will do anything for their best friends

Boy: Why are you so mad? Can you calm down.
Girl: Sure can but I'm born on September 5. I'll keep my eyes on you.

by Randomymm November 25, 2021

September 25th

September 25th is the national day of Cazzi Piccanti.

“Today is the September 25th”
“Yes, the Cazzi Piccanti national day!!”

by idfkmann November 29, 2021