Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Peruvian Hamster Ride

During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.

After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.

by cock_munchin January 25, 2015

Ghost ride the whip

The strategy of masturbating to a pov video of a girl riding a dick with your screen aligned to make it look like your own dick.

I'm gonna ghost ride the whip real quick

by Charles Jordan August 15, 2016

Savannah Slow Ride

A sexual position where a naked woman slowly rubs her clit over the clothed man's penis

Man 1: So me and my girl had sex last night.
Man 2: Oh sweet, she do any moves?
Man 1: Dude, she gave me a Savannah Slow Ride.
Man 2: That's it?
Man 1: Yea, why?
Man 2: So you didn't really get it in?
Man 1: Well it sorta counts as sex, right?
Man 2: Not really. Pussy.

by CrazyBlunder452 July 7, 2014

Riding up on me

When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting you. Usually if the clothing is too small.

Man these undies are riding up on me.

by Mr.Kark September 6, 2019

Maryland Trolley Ride

The act of being anal raped by a huge white male while both are naked. He forcibly shoves it in and out while you are being pushed around in a shuffling motion on your feet, much like a trolley on tracks.

That's one big dude, I hope he doesn't Maryland Trolley Ride me.

by Thebeastoftheeast February 19, 2012

free boat rides

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.

e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"

by flushawaytpp March 4, 2019