Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

by null793 September 25, 2015

awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.

Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."

by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021

RETARD

Any girl named Terri

Terri is a retard

Dang that Terri girl is such a retard

by Aorhrusb February 7, 2019

Retard

You just made a situation even worse......

- Man give me that awp, I can let you win this round.
- Yes(stairing at that guy and do nothing).
- You're retarded.
And that guy can't win this round now.

by RealName1951 January 5, 2024

wee wee retard

someone whos retarded and in bottom set english

me: bff ur a wee wee retard
bff: no the fuck im not kill urself
me: ok mong

by ellolmao April 8, 2024

retarded

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that person is retarded

by DinoLG October 3, 2023

Peak Retardation

Just Peak Stupidity Retard Activities

What the Fuck? Im just Peak Retardation.

by Seras victoria August 21, 2024