Shit-chimney

Anybody who is kind of an asshole. You want to burn them and acknowledge that they are nothing more than fecal matter to you simultaneously.

Use your turning signal you fucking shit-chimney!!!

Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.

by DinnerRabbits October 8, 2017

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kamikaze shit

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.

"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."

by TheBrucey October 14, 2017

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When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017

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Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

by Defon April 7, 2018

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Gigunda Shit

A massive turd that sticks out above the water a minimum of 6 inches. Generally takes place following but not exclusive to, a Sunday meal at an Italian grandparents house.

Steveie- Hey Paul how was your night?
Pauly- Uh, I ate Susan's meatballs and then took a gigunda shit.

by TheDumpman March 16, 2017

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