Skip to main content

nose trumpet

When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like

Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Looks like Bill's playing his nose trumpet for the entire office again.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
mugGet the nose trumpet mug.

Nose cancelling ear pugs

When the boys of the house make a smell you don't want to hear about.
Nose cancelling ear pugs , I don't want that smell in my nose, I'm plugging my ear holes because I can hear that smell.
by Duertromety December 1, 2021
mugGet the Nose cancelling ear pugs mug.

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose
Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?
by Cras13 December 4, 2021
mugGet the Nose cocking mug.

Bloody Nose Story

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.
For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.
by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021
mugGet the Bloody Nose Story mug.

Nose Squisher

A blowjob given in such a way that the person performing it mashed their nose against the pubic area of the guy they're fellating. Not to be confused with a Blender, which is the same except the persom performing the blowjob doesn't keep their teeth off of the penis.
Kevin's couldn't stop shivering for a good five minutes after his gf gave him a Nose Squisher.
by NotableDiscomfort February 13, 2024
mugGet the Nose Squisher mug.

Titty Nose Job

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.
"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"
by itsanon February 17, 2024
mugGet the Titty Nose Job mug.

Big nose

Connor pulled a big nose last night I seen him take that 14 year old home
by Wb420 February 19, 2024
mugGet the Big nose mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email