master roaster

When you let a dog or your dog eat you out

Damn i wanna master roaster rn

by Eatdatpusy445 May 4, 2018

Master Beta

Nugget Master Beta

BetaNugget Master Beta, Gang gang gang bang!!""""

by BetaNugget March 31, 2018

Masterbacheating

Thinking of your ex, while in another relationship, and masterbating.

I was masterbacheating last night 😩 or i masterbacheated on my bf last night!

by Happygf May 27, 2018

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

Master 10

Space rocket with cutting-edge technology. It consists of 5 NASA fuel tanks equipped with last generation thrusters. It's first test launch was a success despite landing on the roof and falling to the ground. The emergency teams responded rapidly picking up the spaceship's captain while everything was broadcasted live on the local TV channel "Master TV". After its first test, a second launch was made with the objective of reaching solarsystem_v2, but it failed because the rocket collided with the sky and fell to the ground. His captain ejected but the parachute system failed to open when he had already hit the ground at high speed. Despite such an accident, the captain survived.

Elon Musk: The reason why SpaceX exists today is the Master 10.

by Aftokinito May 14, 2018

Masterbaint

The act of masturbating over ones partner, and upon ejacualation, the ejacuator let's go of their penis, allowing the head of the penis to smack the Taint of their partner below. Usually in an upward or lower swing. Must be done with an erect penis, to allow proper "tension" swing.

Let me "masterbaint" your taint.

by Lol_you_people_ June 25, 2018