Like a pool of melons

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!

person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

mess like a pig

To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)

Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig

by hellgracer November 23, 2018

Likely Fable Compadre

A substitute for the common expression "cool story bro". Often shows signs of dis-interest and not caring.

Dude i've got a massive boner." "Likely Fable Compadre

by littlesibber December 27, 2010

chillin like a boss

The act of chilling, as a boss would do.

Ey look at TreShawn DeAndré, he be chillin like a boss.

by Autornoderator December 1, 2015

sippin like a bitch

Sippin like a bitch is when you do whatever your significant other ask and your always saying yes and following there orders and comands

Jay)Aye man you saw how Hayden was with his girl

Tj)yah he was sippin like a bitch

by GorRhinoDaRealest October 2, 2020

built like a bulldog

To be built like a bulldog is to be strong and chubby, with an older appearance.

"He was built like a bulldog with lazy eyes."

by i_love_me_some_meme_ceral September 29, 2017

I like that CRAP

Whenever you like something or like something that someone does, you say I like that crap

Taylor: "Can we get nuggets?"
Mikey: " Yes."
Taylor: "I like that crap!"

by chickennuggsssss June 16, 2020