Being a Karen/Kevin: (Predicate Nominative Phrase): A crime punishable by law equal in consequence to false reporting, defamation of character and/or murder. Definition: When a white person involves themselves without prompting in the life or business of a person of color, who is not committing any crime, in order to jeopardize their ability to pursue happiness, maintain freedom(s), and/or preserve their own life--potentially stripping said person(s) of their inalienable rights. Karens and Kevins commit this crime (categorized under False Reporting and Defamation of Character & up to Murder, in rare cases) under the guise of care and concern and offering a helping hand(however incapable), entitlement, and/or unsolicited Saviorism if their intentions are good or ignorant, yet the impact on targeted people of color is exactly the same. More often this crime is committed with mal-intent by overt racists who proudly jeopardize the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of said victims of color. This crime is punishable by law, usually at the level of misdemeanor to felony, but the offender may receive up to a life sentence, if there is loss of life or punitive damages as a result of a Karen's/Kevin's carefully, careless actions.
Being a Karen/Kevin should be a crime punishable to the full extent of the law. A Karen made a false report on me saying that I harassed children under the age of 18 in my neighborhood. I've been through 6 months of court proceedings, but thankfully, my lawyer has assured me that I will walk out of the courtroom with him; if I were to be charged with this misdemeanor, I may no longer have unsupervised visits with my kids, and my 22-year-teaching career would end if I were blacklisted.
by Dr. Helix Nebula December 16, 2023
Get the Being a Karen/Kevinmug. She’s an anti-vaxxer. She’ll just stay there in her echo chamber with other Facebook moms, reposting minion memes to others that all think the world is flat and Jesus made the virus to purge the world of sinners or some dumb crap like that. It’s really tiring
Example: Hello there I'm Karen. Welcome to the Trump supporter moms meetup group. The party is a fundraiser to make sure everyone on this flat earth knows not to get vaccinated.
by The American Urban Dictionary September 10, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A 35 year old woman that happens to be my Mom, divorced my Dad, Drives a minivan, and talks to every manager she can.(This is a joke, my Mom is not named Karen and she is not nuts)
Karen: "Hey son, I know I divorced your Dad and made you miserable for as long as I can remember, but do you want to go talk to the manager with me, then get in my minivan and go to soccer?"
Son: "Screw you im outta here" walks to friends house
Karen: randomly shows up "I'll sue you son for emotional abuse" smiles wickedly
Son: flees Americ
Son: "Screw you im outta here" walks to friends house
Karen: randomly shows up "I'll sue you son for emotional abuse" smiles wickedly
Son: flees Americ
by AlaskanPilot39 October 30, 2020
Get the Karenmug. "May I speak to the manager????????????????"
"Uh... no, because he's sick"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM ASAP."
"MA'AM-"
"Hey Karen, rocking that short blonde haircut?"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE-"
"I am the manager."
"Uh... no, because he's sick"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM ASAP."
"MA'AM-"
"Hey Karen, rocking that short blonde haircut?"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE-"
"I am the manager."
by thepurplegirl(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ February 18, 2021
Get the karenmug. by harrystyleshangnail November 23, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Karen: CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!!???
by Pastelgirl August 10, 2022
Get the Karenmug. by ambientman3453564 September 8, 2021
Get the Ambient Karenmug.