January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.

-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020

january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay

idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH

by missdumbass January 26, 2022

January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022

January 22nd

its the international Jacob appreciation day. on this day Jake must be given all of the love he deserves. live laugh love jake

hey its January 22nd today!!
omg happy international Jake day!!!

by bigvswamp January 22, 2022

January 2

The birthday of the most beautiful, special, intelligent, loving, sexy, precious, and adorable woman you've ever met in your life.

It's January 2nd, some man somewhere is luckiest guy alive!

by xDANxxTHEMANx April 7, 2024

January 30

National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.

It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.

by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024