National beat Jordan day

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you

Omg Becky it’s national beat Jordan day lets kick Jordan’s ass

by Suckmydickdaddy February 2, 2019

You can't beat the Internet

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.

Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.

by Lolquoi February 21, 2011

Beat a Anti Furry Day!

on October 18-June 21 is beat a anti furry day!
you can kill as many anti furrys as possible

anti furrys: NOOOOOOO
anti anti furrys:its killing time!
anti anti furrys:ITS BEAT A ANTI FURRY DAY

yaaaaaaaay Beat a Anti Furry Day! is Finally REAL!!!!! LETS GOOO

by anti anti furry blue June 10, 2023

Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 17, 2008

don't get beat up

If someone if Annoying you, you tell them "don't get beat up" Meaning Don't mess with you because you'll beat them up

Bryan told Betsy "haha you're so short" and Betsy replied "shut up Bryan!! Don't get beat up!"

by Shorty723 December 4, 2015

a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006

beat my tom tom

when spanking a girl named Liz's ass. To make it bounce/jiggle etc.

Brooks or Rougas spanking Liz rapidly like a drum. beat my tom tom

by Mr. Cheezzz June 2, 2008