Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

I have a huge cock

I have a huge cock.

I have a huge cock.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 7, 2024

I WIll Have TO Smack YOur Back And Leave It Out On Seen

I WIll Have TO Smack YOur Back And Leave It Out On Seen

I WIll Have TO Smack YOur Back And Leave It Out On Seen

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

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Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To English Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attched To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.

Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO

by Yes… April 20, 2022

I'll Have what She's having

When you use her intimate juices to lube up your jerky before putting on the rubber. (troj)

Yes, this is Timothy, I'll have what she's having, besides the kids.

by drscrew January 24, 2024