Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 30, 2018

Ass-hat

A person with a natural ability to fuck up the simplest of things.

Coworker#1 Did you see the new guy in hard handle

Coworker#2 Yeah I told him not to pack bad products. Everything he packed was bad .

Coworker#1 He is a total ass-hat

Coworker#2 Yup a complete ass-hat

by doppelganger1216 October 6, 2018

hats carlos

A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers

HATS CARLOS!!!

by Hats Carlos May 16, 2018

Party Hat

That one person in your tribe who is always happy and ready to make some bad decisions.

Make sure Party Hat is not the designated driver tonight!

by Cookieporn June 6, 2018

cute hat

other word for a durag

leah: hey look at that guys durag!
soraya: that’s a cute hat

you got a cute hat 🤪

by cutehat June 21, 2019

Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

Hat

Something you wear on your head for four hours

I wore this head scratcher on my head for four hours so it’s now a hat

by LLMC July 31, 2019