A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
by MAMILLER December 02, 2020
A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
by MAMILLER December 02, 2020
The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.
by Wakka flokka burr December 23, 2013
An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
by Prgxisu August 11, 2017
a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
Another word for hairy vagina.
by Alex vornav September 13, 2019
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