Green Thunder 

A long-dated term. It is of Greek origin when Greek wrestlers took young boys as their prizes after wrestling matches. Usually these body builders would have rough, usually painful, anal intercourse with young chubby boys all night. The young boys were usually rewarded with front row seats to the wrestler's next match as a reward. These men were so massive that they are compared to the Hulk (whom also happens to be green). Hence the Green Thunder.

That boy is going to receive the Green Thunder tonight. He should get a WHOLE ROW of front row tickets.

Green Thunder by marathon man June 12, 2013

Green Day 

Why do so many people have to talk about Green Day. They're an amazing band. & they dont suck! I like American Idiot but i like there older stuff. Just because a bunch of punk/scene/emo wannabes only like their new stuff but not the old stuff doesn mean that EVERY teenager is like that. I enjoy Green Day's awesome guitar, amazing drums, incredible bass, and lovable lyrics. Im not a frickin wannabe like some other teens are. And so what if a bunch of people think theyre cuz news flash THEY ARE. But thats not why some people like them.

So dont judge every teenager who likes Green Day. Cuz there are fans like me who arent wannabes & like their old stuff better
& their new stuff is good, i just like the older stuff better
So back off assholes!

Punk: "I love Green Day"
Annoying Person: "oh green day sucks, you're just a wannabe"
Punk: "no im not. I love their old stuff better."
Annyoing Person: "Green Day still sucks."
Punk: "Why cuz their hotter than you AND better musicans? Not to mention famous unlike you?"
Annoying Person: "whatever"
Punk: "Go fuck off and stop judging Green Day fans"

Green Day by whatareyoupeoplesojudgemental? April 7, 2010

Green Stuff 

Sexual Pleasures Or,Defining Sexual Actions.

Pronoun-Being Green.

Such as,
Baby,im so green right now(;

Im taking away green stuff for a month!

Created by:2.14.10

Green Stuff by Cody&Brina January 27, 2012

Green Thumb

1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.

1. "Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" "Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. "So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" "Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"

Green Thumb by Curly Mo June 10, 2008

green top 

the first hit of a packed bowl of weed.

When smoking weed in a group it's always best to get green top because that's the best hit.

green top by BuzzOnBuzzOff October 6, 2009

Green Day 

One of the best Rock/Punk bands ever. They have had more albums than any other artist ever, 9! Those are American Idiot, Warning, Kerplunk, 1,039 Smoothed Out Happy Hour, Insomniac, Nimrod, International Superhits!, Dookie and Shenanagins. Strange names, maybe, but are all very meaningful if you are as crazy about Green Day as I am.

P.S. For all of you shitbags out there who don't accept Billie Joe Armstrong, Lead Vocals and Guitar, should die a very painful and everlasting death!

1. "I'm so cool and awesome that people should call me Green Day"!

2. "My friend Tommy is so Greendayish"!

3. "Matt Bourque is the cooliest! People should call me Green Day #2"!

Green Day by Matt Bourque May 14, 2005

Green Glow Under My Car 

Having sex in your car.

I had the Green Glow Under My Car as i fucked her.

Green Glow Under My Car by conker5698 July 18, 2007