Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

fake genius

some kids in prepuberty/puberty use to call themselves genius in Minecraft, Youtube, etc, by using an intentional perfect ortography and "being" a prodigy 10 years old kid that plays piano, is 1'85 metres tall, speaks 7 languages, is a professional drawer, knows programming, and most importanly: they have Asperger so they dont do jokes (all this bullshit is for winning a online girl and/or being an edgy/dark anime character).
IRL they are 13 years otakus Minecraft hackers, 1'65 metres tall, knows one language (maybe 2), draw stickmans and does Minecraft 2x2 piston doors.

online gamer girl: how are you mr_anonyrexgamerpro?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Hello, how are you.
ogg: how was your day?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Fine, I read a physics book all day, I drew an hiperrealistic drawing and I compose a new song in piano.

by xzzy October 22, 2019

Fake

A person who is on the side of logic and reason instead of agreeing with or siding with a friend / family member who is being unreasonable.

A friend who is refusing to be your ride or die.

Daughter: You should buy me a vape

Mother: No, I will not help you risk your health and you’re a minor.

Daughter: That’s cap!! You’re Fake!!

by Elyse89 October 14, 2025

fake friend

another word from the thot terminology; usually used when angry or triggered at a friend, most of the time you’re overreacting about something petty.

“ omg edward smelled my crush’s fart! he’s such a fake friend! “

by thot terminology April 5, 2019

Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.

Fake friends talk behind your back.

by kylierg October 7, 2019

Fake my Jake

Fooling or tricking someone; yanking one’s chain

He told me he was a millionaire, but he can’t fake my Jake.

by Pnutz94 January 2, 2023

Fake friend

A person who is a fake friend is not supportive, rude, thinks that they are the boss, and more. You should get them out of your life if they have these traits.

“Did you know that (name) is being bossy around me?” Said (name) “Really?! She must be a fake friend.” Said (name)

by Galactic Rabbit November 19, 2019