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apocalypse food

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.
Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.
by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013
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Reverse Food Baby

When someone receives so much semen in their ass that they become full.
Him: Would you like a filling breakfast this morning?
Her: I’m still full from that reverse food baby you gave me this morning.
by LightFoe December 18, 2021
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high food

High Food is any combination or concoction of ingredients that could only be considered edible if under the influence of marijuana.
Why on earth would you combine peanut butter, pickles, and hot fries?

Don’t judge my high food! It’s a pretty good sandwich when I’m stoned.
by AngryDuckNoise May 27, 2018
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Making food

A prick who leaves to make food but is gone for the foreseeable future
Luke is gone making food! I suppose we will see him tomorrow!
by Buzz light-year September 8, 2021
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Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.
Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”
by hellocleveland January 8, 2024
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cat food jello

The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.

Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.
Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.
by KittyDaddyCam November 24, 2021
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food morning

Rusty's way of saying good morning but FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
food morning Tanel, how was your sleep?
food morning Cappy!!!
by YtTanel March 5, 2022
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