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That area between a dick and and asshole.

Most often used when describing a member of the male sex.
"The Situation" just signed deals with Christian Audigier and Ed Hardy, what a douchebag.
douchebag by theachman April 25, 2011

deuchebaggery 

The act of being a deuchebag intentionally for personal entertainment
Enough with the deuchebaggery, Just let me leave
deuchebaggery by Sykodiamond August 16, 2008

Major Douchebag 

A fantasy football participant who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.
A Major Douchebag is prone to such things as carrying Dante Culpepper's jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quantity of unforeseeable kicker points.
Major Douchebag by Kris Brown December 11, 2007

douchefag 

Gay people that are also queer. A mix between douchebag and faggot.
Mr. Abbey is such a douchefag. He has a pot of big purple flowers on his desk.
douchefag by Pickle Packle September 4, 2009

Douchbag 

to fuck each other all night long on the bed and to do it up the ass pipe ((chinky voice))
ooooo do it up the ass pipe...i love it when we douchbag
Douchbag by crzy quilt August 18, 2003

Schrödinger’s Douchebag 

When you are both dead inside from the jokes you tell but feel alive when you laugh at them.
Metahumor is filled with people like you, Schrödinger’s Douchebag. More like show me your dönger. JK.