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The Door

When someone says something so DUMB that they need to leave the room
Girl: did you know that if you close your eyes you can't see?
Guy: the door
by I'm the h December 10, 2019
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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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cellar door

The amazing person that is beautiful and very trustworthy. They will never let anyone down and will always stay with you.
Olivia is so cellar door, he parents are so lucky.
by The kind guy💖 February 19, 2020
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Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.
Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb
by Nanars February 26, 2020
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The door bell

The sexual act of while performing doggy style poke the bung hole of the female and yell ding donnnng
Bro last night i gave my girl the door bell
by BIG DADDY BOOTHQ April 4, 2020
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dingy door

The opening in the front of a pair of men's briefs. It's the door your dingy comes out of when you take a leak.
I couldn't get the dingy door open in time and ended up peeing all over myself.
by Chorizo Pudding April 21, 2020
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Jewish Doorbell

When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"

Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
by HBAD May 4, 2020
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