House of Dike

use to describe independent lesbian polygamist households of four or more women. who as a group kidnap a male, breed and then eat him.

that house of dike did mark last weekend, poor mark.

by Dud Dudlee September 12, 2023

The Mahomes disease

A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.

The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.

by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023

neuclear dumbass disease

When your retarded

Have you seen my brother bilo he has some kind of neuclear dumbass disease in his brain

by Swampshrek November 16, 2023

Curley Sue Disease

An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.

Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?

Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 31, 2023

Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.

“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”

by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024

Action Movie Disease

The phenomena in which the dialogue in action movies is much too quiet, while the action scenes are far too loud; forcing the viewer to constantly increase and decrease the volume.

I love John Wick but I hate how I constantly have to increase the volume while people are talking and decrease the volume during action scenes. This is a typical case Action Movie Disease.

by Gwynnyyy January 6, 2024

creutzfeldt jakob disease

a rare brain disorder caused by prions

its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements

creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60

by Perfect Mania January 8, 2024