When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.
Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!
The most beautiful girl ever that is amazing at sports and is hot with size A boobs but is so super hot. Every guy likes her and she is so perfect and popular.i fucking love and and she is so rich and amazing great ass and all the girls are jealous and all the boys want her
An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a DirtyDesmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.
Kyle had a few too many drinks at a frat party and was coerced into doing a DirtyDesmond.