hic-cups

Refers to either:
(A) the bra-size (“cups”) of the impressively large and perkily-rounded chest-pillows that backwoods (“hic” town) chicks often develop at an unusually early age, due to their healthful environment and rugged lifestyle. The overall volume and attractiveness of “The Twins” is often in direct proportion to how early in life that their fortuitously-endowed owner will begin usin’ ‘em for their intended purpose, since the female-torso-ogling raging-hormone-steeped neighborhood guys will likely “want some” from her all the sooner, as well, and naturally, their insanely-eager excitement usually precludes their taking any precautions (i.e., **latex**), and thus the chesty gal may hear the pitter-patter of little feet at a somewhat younger age than she’d expected.
(B) the involuntary “stomach-jump” reaction (together with a second strong bodily reaction somewhere lower down, of course!) that a horny city-slicker experiences when he first catches sight of one of said buxom rosy-cheeked freckle-faced farmer’s-daughter-type damsels ambling casually along beside the road where he’s driving. And here again, the more attractively voluptuous that the “treasures” on her “treasure chest” happen to be, the earlier in her life that said naïve country-chick may carry a bit of one of said city-slickers back with her when she head-swimmingly makes her way back home again after a “physically delightful” encounter with him.

Folks of either gender would be wise to take a small perf-ribbon of Trojans along with them whenever they go out for quiet tootles through rural areas, just in case they experience any unexpected hic-cups along their travels.

by QuacksO March 7, 2017

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