Christian

The best people in the world are named Christian. Everyone wants to be with someone named Christian because then they know that there will be a good time. They are the best of the best unlike people called Jonas, they are real shitheads and deserves to be eradicated from the world.

He seems to be a really nice guy, he must be a Christian!

by Supreme leader volodymir February 2, 2018

The Christian Combo

“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe”

Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”

by Rxking91 February 9, 2018

Christian

A wonderful girl who is funny, cute, sweet, and beautiful on the inside and out. No matter what she always tries to keep a smile on her face. Her main goal in life is to make everyone smile. She is also loved by most people.

Christian has an amazing smile.

by Daniel stom February 13, 2018

Christian

He looks like a god! All girls fall in love with him! But he is a really lovely person. His family and his friends have the first place in his life.

Girls: "Oh my god it's Christian! He is so sexy! I want to be his girl!"

by lisi020501 January 4, 2017

Christian

Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.

"I met the perfect man!"

"Christian?"

"Of course! Who else?!"

"You are blessed

by 1 inch punisher January 19, 2017

christian

a guy that's tired of searching his name up and only getting religion related results. has a really big dick and gets all the girls.

look at that christian

by idek my name January 23, 2017

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011