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chris jamal evans

christopher jamal evans
A 6’0 lightskin (white passing) man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.
Fine as hell 😩
oh? chris jamal evans?

that's a black king right there.
by cevans fan April 7, 2022
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chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence
Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally
by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022
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Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018
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King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell
Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire
by PedoPeter May 19, 2019
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Chris "Buddy" Prendergast

A person of hight society, looks down on fellow peers because of the sheer dominance he has because of his cloudage. If you see one in the wild refer to them as "Puff Daddy"
Yo, have you seen Buddy over there he's blowing some huge clouds. I wish I was him.Chris "Buddy" Prendergast is a amazing creature.
by Big Mac10 December 6, 2021
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Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(
by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021
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Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.
Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message
by Tafukk November 11, 2021
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