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Chicken Glove 

When someone inserts their fist into a readily available rotisserie chicken. This is done to free up one hand for multi-tasking situations during a busy lunch hour. This keeps the chicken in place while you eat it, keeping one hand free to operate computer/tablet/phone etc.
I didn't know Kevin was going to manage his work load without skipping lunch, until he pulled a chicken glove.
Chicken Glove by Jeebs_CDN March 4, 2015

chicken fiddle

The moment when you realize you don't have time for this.
Example Dialogue:

A: "Hey are you ready for the test today? "
B: "Chicken fiddle"

B went home and wasted away.

Chicken Fucker

Somebody who fucks just about anything
Chicken Fucker by J.R.P December 2, 2015

Chicken skin hand job 

When you use cooked chicken skin during a hand job. Sometimes it results in increased calorie intake for both parties.
I got a chicken skin hand job during dinner tonight.

Chicken McKrisper Dickens

v. To insert ones big toe into thy fair maidens gillyhiggens and then giveth a taste to whomever shall be in want of receiving such a wondrous treat.
A: Hi, I'd like to order a Chicken McKrisper Dickens.
B: Cool. Do you want fries with that?

Chicken Racing 

1: A word to describe homophobic men who will say anything to try to convince other people they are not gay even though they are sexually aroused by men and engage in homosexual sex.

I'm not gay I just enjoy enjoy the taste of cock and I love riding cocks that doesn't make me gay, I'm a professional chicken racer lots of people like chicken.

I'm not gay I have a girl friend. "who is transgender and still has male genitalia"

It's only gay if you take it.

2: An innuendo for having sex with a man in the cow girl position.
Examples of Chicken Racing: He's doesn't do gay pornography he is a professional chicken racer.

Are you a Chicken Racer? Yeah I love it one of my favorite hobbies "Another way of using this sexual innuendo if you or another guy is still in the closet and secretive about their sexual preference for men"
Chicken Racing by Society Of The Fly September 6, 2016