Bus puncher

Cheap, yet very strong, alcoholic beverage, liable to make you stagger about punching buses. IE White Cider, Special Brew, etc.

Look at that penny stamp in the middle of the road! He's been on the bus puncher I reckon.

by francisrossi June 6, 2010

Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”

by anonymous January 8, 2023

double decker bus

when you live in a dorm and both you and the people above you are having sex at the same time.

our upstairs neighbors are having a double decker bus with us rn.

by pseudonymforyourname November 17, 2022

bus pan buffet

This is the act of eating out of a bus pan or cleared plates from a customers table in a restaurant. In the middle of a 12 hour shift those fries do start to call your name.

You want any of this cheese? It's fresh off the bus pan Buffet they barely touched it.

by Sarcasticseriously July 23, 2017

Bu stache

When a cat has a built in mustache.

This cat is a bu because they have a fine bu stache.

by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021

short bus baddie

a baddie (hot girl) that rides the short bus (school bus for specially abled kids).
common alternative to "short bus shorty"

"your girl is stupid" "yeah, right? she a short bus baddie"

by autismusstiller June 20, 2023

Bus

The fun rod, the fuckstick, the dick, the testicle, the thing that hardens every time I think of something sexual, the fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, cunt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a cunt, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, pussy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock, meatslapper or slapstick.

"Hey girl, wanna ride my bus?"
"Fuck no!"

by MG masterov January 9, 2021