Parking The Bus

A soccer strategy where a team puts every single player in front of their own goal, making it almost impossible for the other team to score.

Manchester spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

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Sus Bus

A faggot, A Dickhead, An asshole, Someone who likes boys so much he is a dick to everyone.

Man that Gabe Kid such a Sus Bus. Oml he really is a dickhead.

by The mystery machine March 12, 2021

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Bus puncher

Cheap, yet very strong, alcoholic beverage, liable to make you stagger about punching buses. IE White Cider, Special Brew, etc.

Look at that penny stamp in the middle of the road! He's been on the bus puncher I reckon.

by francisrossi June 6, 2010

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Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get

Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.

by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023

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The fun rod, the fuckstick, the dick, the testicle, the thing that hardens every time I think of something sexual, the fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, cunt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a cunt, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, pussy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock, meatslapper or slapstick.

"Hey girl, wanna ride my bus?"
"Fuck no!"

by MG masterov January 9, 2021

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