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AIDS baby

1. A baby born with the HIV, because its mama had a smelly cooter.
2. A rich kid crying about something unimportant.
1. Tamiqua popped an AIDS baby out of her birth canal.
2. Ryan started crying like an AIDS baby after he got stabbed in the face.
by Ryan Guide October 23, 2007
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Baby carrots

Carrots that have regressed to infancy.
Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
by coreyoyea March 28, 2008
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penguin baby

eww...that girl don't shave her penguin baby
by anna molly November 16, 2006
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viagra baby

a child of unnatural conception; generally defined as one whose parents (most likely the father) gave birth past the age of 50, hence the name -- the resulting pregnancy is most often associated with the use of viagra, because even aging, geriatric rocker-jockeys like to get their freak on too.
"Did you hear about David Letterman's 10-pound viagra baby? He's gotta be pushing at least 55..."

"Dude, Trevor's dad is like 70 and he's only 16, what the hell is up with that!? He must have been a viagra baby."
by STurner March 28, 2009
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precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.
Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."
by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018
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Baby Gangsta

The nickname of Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu in the videogame Super Danganronpa V2, the second installment in the Danganronpa franchise.
"Stop calling me baby gangsta!" ~Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
by ALLISON FANGIRL December 6, 2020
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butt baby

A fictional baby conceived by anal intercourse and birthed through the anus, just as a regular baby is conceived by sexual intercourse and birthed through the vagina.

In reality it is impossible to impregnate anyone or give birth through the anus. Mentioning or discussing the concept of a butt baby is a pursuit into often intentionally juvenile humour.
John: "Shut up, you butt baby!"

Rick: "Hey, us butt babies are contributing members of society! We are all equal, whether born from the hoo-ha or born from the ha-hoo."
by DanielCornelius September 7, 2012
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