Alabama Rat

When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.

That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Alabama drumstick

It is when a mother sucks the nuts off her son

Johnny's mom did an Alabama drumstick on him last night

by johnnyfarfight October 12, 2025

Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.

Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.

by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022

Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024

Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 19, 2024