douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck
Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?
by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017
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giant douche

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
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douche swaggled

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.
by part time chef February 09, 2014
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Douche Wanderer

A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.
I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.
by Ridiculon June 01, 2009
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Douche-A-Verse

6 or more douche bags completely isolated, doing the most utterly douchiest things one could ever possibly think of. Called a Douch-A-Verse because they think everything revolves around them.
Look at those guys over there! One of them made fun of Patty before, and told Emma she was ugly. Such a Douche-A-Verse, I hate them so much!
by YOSHNCLRS February 22, 2015
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Diva Douche

A Diva Douche is a professional athlete with a ridiculous ego who thinks they are more than their team, and becomes a turncoat as they make decisions for themself at the expense of the team that made a name for them in the first place. Notable examples include Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell, formerly of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
I cannot wait to burn the jerseys of the diva douches that screwed us over last season.
by DrRorscharch March 15, 2019
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Douche flipping

When a douche flips a douche
Person: Have you seen John today?
Me: nah prolly douche flipping again outside.
by James da negro July 20, 2018
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