A Diva Douche is a professional athlete with a ridiculous ego who thinks they are more than their team, and becomes a turncoat as they make decisions for themself at the expense of the team that made a name for them in the first place. Notable examples include Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell, formerly of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
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Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh chuckles, they never cease to amuse me.
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