by Joshisacucumbersalad May 13, 2022
Get the Josh Vaskomug. “I’m know a Josh”
“Then i guess you’re lucky you’ll never have to worry about him being any competition.”
“Then i guess you’re lucky you’ll never have to worry about him being any competition.”
by @ssfvck October 17, 2021
Get the Joshmug. A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).
The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.
Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.
Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
Get the Josh Brother Syndromemug. The most annoying dude you will ever meet. This guy thinks that he's not and asshole when he actually is. If you date him he will tell you that he thinks another girl is cute and then a week later he will brake up with you. Josh has flirted with almost every girl in your school and has dated over 10 girls in the span of a year. He is incredibly stupid and holds true to the stereotypical asshole jock.
by Joe_mama21 March 15, 2020
Get the Joshmug. by D Flawless May 1, 2025
Get the josh jewhamelmug. by ugefihdnkl;mknljbgas December 16, 2022
Get the frank and joshmug. A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018
Get the Joshmug.