vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016

Dick

Something the “perfect” guy doesn’t have

Brad was the one for the fine chick if only he had a dick

by Weirdshithappensman November 19, 2019

dick plug

Someone you contact for a good ol’ fashioned dick down (I.e boy toy). More of a benefits situation than a FWB. You can count on this person to come thru upon summoning and they are equally aware of their role.

A: What are you doing for that date later?

B: It’s not a date, he’s coming over tonight to watch Netflix so I have him down as a dick plug.

by bobabutt January 2, 2022

dick raunch

Dick raunch _a undesirable woman, where, a penis will become flaccid and have a foul order and will Visible sores and scarring

That girl has a dick raunch attached to her name and has been known to the entire town as a bike , you know everybody gets a ride

by Studsixty9 November 12, 2021

Gnar Dick

An STD from getting head from a girl with a gnartooth. It makes your dick crocked and bent.

Person one: "Dude, i just got head from a TMMG with a gnartooth, and now my dicks all bent!"

Person two: "Bro, you have Gnar Dick!"

by Washoe October 10, 2013

Dicks on the dollar

Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.

I made dicks on the dollar for that job...

by Thatguyorsomething March 24, 2023

Mog Dick

A man who's penis looks like the penis of a dogs. Most common in white men.

Mog=Man+Dog

I fucked Tyler last night when I was tripping, he had major mog dick.

by Diarrhea Mann August 17, 2021