man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater
by casualtater August 20, 2019

Don't be such an urban dick, you waffle iron.
by Lex the Lawyer December 5, 2020

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.
Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory
Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024

dick riding is when a person decides to be on top of someone all the time to a point where they get annoying. then when you try to get away the follow and continue trying to get your attention.
by alyssa_Kappalot January 5, 2020
