Dick yanked

When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.

Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.

by Luckyluc1982 November 20, 2014

Dick Ache

Dick ache - the feeling of intense sexual dissatisfaction. When sexual stimulation is out matched by disappointment.

"i really liked her but her Instagram hoeing gave me dick ache"

by UnclePeteNO May 25, 2016

Dick for a brains

Luke

Luke as a dick for a brains

by Thug life wieen April 12, 2024

Dick

Fuck your big ass bitch

My dick is huge

by Yuri retarded November 28, 2019

dick

good for mouth if held in give creamy supersize snack.

i like dick in my mouth it give me snack.

by daguquwe February 8, 2022

bag of dicks

An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.

I sent Bill a bag of dicks from Ship A Bag Of Dicks.

by Jonnynyc March 29, 2017

have this dick

an expression used to say that person can do bits with ur dick

she can totally have this dick

by tommycrock August 15, 2019