Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

Dick-Dapping

The congratulations men give other men for misogyny

His post is very misogynistic all the men started dick-dapping each other

by Alonzo Jewels May 17, 2021

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018

dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022

vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.

He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.

by windybritt June 16, 2016

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

convery dick

A term used in the Medical Community to referrer to a person with a small penis. They are commonly know as Converydongs.

Convery Dicks are mostly found in central US and Canada, originating from Ireland.

Hey Kevin Im sorry about your Convery Dick. Did you want me to come over and take care of your wife?

by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022