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I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
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Fuck-loogie

a mixture of salavia and cum produced from a hard throat fucking. Fuck-loogie's are often accompanied by a gagging or choking sound. Unlike a traditional loogie a fuck-loogie is not normaly spit out in public, but sometimes savered and in rare cases shared by the recipient with a third party.
A guy is pounding away on his womans tonsel's. He busts a huge nut.
woman tilts her head back gargles for a moment and leans over to kiss a random drunk chick they found a the bar as she does this she passes the contents in her mouth ( the Fuck-loogie) to her.
by dirtyJ November 4, 2012
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Fucked Up

A Canadian hardcore punk band, notable for winning the Polaris prize for their album "The Chemistry of Common Life".
Guy 1: "Did you go to the Fucked Up concert at the pub last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro I got kneed in the balls but it was great"
by Nicefisher October 12, 2020
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I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.
I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!
by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024
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Fuck it we ball

Used to excuse or dismiss any possible suspicious or peculiar activity/ behavior/ things being done but only if said things are done after someone exclaims “ fuck it we ball “
*throwing stones in a glass house *

Sparks : “ fuck it we ball “
*all the glass doors n windows shatter leaving a reminder n reminiscence of all the stones that where being thrown *

Clarke : oooh man you got me there with that one can’t even be mad bro .
by Sparkssparkysparkss May 21, 2025
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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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fucked-a-noodle-doo

When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!
James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!

Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019
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