by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020
Get the Ass wipemug. A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
Get the Ass Nutsmug. by TKDKylea August 26, 2016
Get the ass-positionmug. The guy who made defined the word mackaplier
You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe
You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe
by HentaiEnjoyer505 July 4, 2024
Get the butter shit ass fuckmug. It signifies that someone should honestly fuck off and suck a dick.
Or tell them they pull no bitches. Up to debate.
Or tell them they pull no bitches. Up to debate.
by anonymous August 26, 2023
Get the GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HEREmug. An Ass-tray is an Avoidable Shit Show That Requires Action Yesterday. Sometimes the words Emergency and Urgent don't quite fit right for things that are urgent to fix now but that we won't see the results of for decades. Ass-tray fits perfectly.
AKA: A tray of ass.
AKA: A tray of ass.
Dude, climate change is such an Ass-tray. Why didn't they just fix it when they found out, rather than pretending it isn't happening?
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.
by Rumplestiltskino December 9, 2019
Get the Ass-traymug. 