kelsey and freddie

two of the coolest people alive. friends for life.

kelsey: "whats popping g"

freddie: "nothing much my drileer"

kelsey and freddie are besties

by ivegotnosoul October 14, 2023

kelsey and freddie and alyssa and tayla

four of the most realest people you'll ever meet. probably all met though one of the four and are going to be together as a friend group for a while.

kelsey: most involved in the group
freddie: the only boy is definitely gay
alyssa: probably lives far away or goes to a different school
tayla: reason why the group meet up

how kelsey and freddie and alyssa and tayla probably talk when attempting to meet up

: "we should all meet up soon"

freddie: " we honestly should"

alyssa: "im free on sunday"

kelsey: "same"

tayla: perfect

by ivegotnosoul October 14, 2023

Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

National Set Free Day

On October 13th a regular gym go-er who has been annoyed for years by the phrase "how many sets you have left" by other people at the gym finally experienced pure bliss and peace by not having this phrase said to him for that day. This day marks triumph over set questioners/askers at the gym. We just trying to workout without 5 other people asking "how many sets you have left" every 2 minutes. Annoying bastards...

It's National Set Free Day don't ask how many sets I have left

by National Set Free Day October 15, 2023

Sound of Freedom Producer Guy

Sex trafficking? Ha! Hahahahaha! Look who you actually choose to promote! Look at that!

Hym "You're all so neurotic about who you choose to promote as the self-appointed arbiters of fate but how good of a job do you actually do? Not a very good one. Sound of Freedom Producer Guy busted for being associated with sex trafficking. You were on your moral high-horse and what happened? Knocked on your ass. And then you hop right back on and look around to see if anyone saw you (I did by the way) and then you pretend it didn't happen. What do the conservatives pushing that movie have to say about all of that? You cared so much about sex trafficking a second ago and now the a guy you promoted is engaged in sex trafficking all we're getting is radio-silence. We're just going to ait here and pretend it didn't happen."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023

Guat The FREAKNESS

A replacment word that is parent approved to say What the fuck when it says freakness it is like chatness

Sephora : Did you hear abt Jose getting suspened becuase of the fight??

Whitney : NO!! DID SHE WIN ATLEAST??!!

Sephora : NO!!!

Whitney : GUAT THE FREAKNESS

Mom : WHA DID U SAYYYY

Whitney : Guat the freakness?

Mom : Oh alr

by (.)(.) THERE EYES November 2, 2023

Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023