freakness

a weakness that marks you as a freak; something that you cant resist no matter what, and is freaky.

snorting is my freakness.

by girllygirll April 10, 2009

thick freakness

A word that describes another person's booty, indicating its meaty nature, though not necessarily fat or obese. Generally used with a positive notation, indicating approval rather than disgust.

Damn, that Jennifer Lopez has got the thick freakness!

by Ted & Adam March 14, 2008

Guat The FREAKNESS

A replacment word that is parent approved to say What the fuck when it says freakness it is like chatness

Sephora : Did you hear abt Jose getting suspened becuase of the fight??

Whitney : NO!! DID SHE WIN ATLEAST??!!

Sephora : NO!!!

Whitney : GUAT THE FREAKNESS

Mom : WHA DID U SAYYYY

Whitney : Guat the freakness?

Mom : Oh alr

by (.)(.) THERE EYES November 2, 2023

dope freshness

Anything that is cool, awesome, worthy of recognition, or just flat out bad ass. Used when other words just won't make the cut. An expression worthy of the gods, saaan!!!

Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be cool if humans could breath under water?

Speaker 2: Don't you mean it would be Dope Freshness if humans could breath under water?

by steevrandil March 7, 2012

Dope Freshness

Anything beyond the normal level's of cool.

Made famous by Jesse Wellens of PvP and BFvsGF on Youtube!

PvP is Dope Freshness!

Dude that hat is Dope Freshness!!!!

by PvP January 11, 2013

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.

♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.

by Telephony June 23, 2017

Freshness Gap

The visible gap between a womans inner upper thighs, allowing air to flow freely. Thus creating a "Fresh" enviroment for the vagina.

She was standing there legs straight and closed, wearing her red bikini and I could still see the sun shine through her freshness gap.

by J allen P 1231 October 25, 2010