National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

National Appreciate yo homie day

When one has homie or family like love for one and other.

“Aye homie I appreciate you.” “You too homie I appreciate you.” “Happy national appreciate yo homie day.”

by handlebanker May 19, 2021

Clout Day

On every February 25th, clout is celebrated. National clout day is the day to celebrate clout all over the world!

It’s February 25th! Happy Clout Day!

by Henrypickleguy February 22, 2024

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

National Freak Day

August 8th, A Day where all freaks can rejoice and celebrate with men / women alike

"Hey man it's national freak day you can do whatever you want"

by Ususuxu August 7, 2024

Callum Kelly-day

An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.

That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker

by 69696968420 February 15, 2020