Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

National Send Ass Pics Day

On April 20th you can send pics to someone you trust and they send sum bacc. To “qualify” to get pics you need to ft them.

person 1 - we gotta ft april 20th for national send ass pics day

person 2- bet

by the rats 🐀 April 19, 2020

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is on april 18th and the goal is to slap as much ass as possible

Yo on april 18th i slapped hella ass

National slap ass day

by Big d brownboy April 17, 2019

Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019

Ass-panda

When a man jizzes on a black girls poopy butthole

"I gave Amanda an ass-panda last night. That girl is freaky"

by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017

Grab ass day

on August 13th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by Heyyyshdhdhs August 12, 2019