Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015

Popkorn Dick

It's like popcorn lung, but on your dick and Extremely painful.

Ouch!! My penis hurts, the doctor said I got Popkorn Dick from fucking that Dry Air.

by CAckbloxer November 18, 2020

trump dick

The smallest of its kind

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!

by lijordon January 25, 2017

sugoma dick

say kid among us backwards

I love sugoma dicks

by anonymous February 23, 2024

Dick Stuffing

The act of shooting any liquid via syringe into your dick hole

Guy 1: I’m Dick Stuffing this glue rn

Guy 2: ew bro wtf

by AssSpreader March 1, 2022

Tweaking Dick

When you are, Tweaking to the point of no return. This could be off a substance or just tweaking out about something thats happening around you or in your life.

"Bro, im tweaking dick rn"

by dick tweaker March 12, 2025

Dookie Dick

When a man fucks another man in the ass

I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022