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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Ass Neck

The neck of one’s ass, which is essentially the middle of the lower back- above the ass crack and between the ass shoulders.
See also: ass shoulders
The snowboarder suffered a deep bruise to his ass neck when he did a reverse taco on the rail.
by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024
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Ate his ass

Ate his ass, (ateez ass) is a kpop boy group who debuted under KQ entertainment.
Y/n: Hey have you heard of that new boy group?
Me: Oh yeah, ateez as if ate his ass?
by Terri joe June 19, 2023
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ass mower

what you use to whoop someone's ass
spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*
by raybeez February 21, 2022
mugGet the ass mowermug.

Night-Ass

When you admire you booty at night ans just stare and think: "wow, what an ass"
Man i stayed up all night just committing some night-ass
by THE MAGIC PHONE MAN June 9, 2018
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National eat ass day

by BIG PAPA CORN May 25, 2018
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ass music sever

So basically this term means a group of chads with balls of steal
Girl 1: have u seen steven’s balls

Girl 2:yes he must be part of the ass music sever
by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022
mugGet the ass music severmug.

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