sexy wank

When you make your bird bend over and spread her arse cheeks so you can have a wank while looking at her holes

Her ‘I can’t be arsed with sex or a bj’

Him ‘bend over and I’ll have a sexy wank then you lazy cow’

by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

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Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

by Broham May 30, 2019

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Wank

Get ur hand a place it on ur dick and start rubbing up and down, faster and faster until u cum.

Bill had blue balls so he at to go for a wank.

by Wankmaster369 June 15, 2019

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wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.

Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”

by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019

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