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musical vagina 

Taken from the game musical chairs; however in this game a girl/girls go around a room full of guys hoping on and off their penis'.
(male-male convo) Hey man I'm bored as hell, how bout calling some girls you know to come thru for a game of musical vagina.
(male-female convo) How bout you stop wasting time and lets get this musical vagina thing crackin'!
musical vagina by BloggerDummies January 31, 2008
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trapped inside the vagina

Literal: Any man lacking the will power and self confidence/esteem needed to be the controlling factor in a relationship.

Allegorical: A little bitch who wears his girlfriend's/spouse's panties until she tells him he is allowed to take them off.
Morgan is trapped inside the vagina.

Cement vagina 

When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)
Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda

Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina

Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis

Giant Lesbian Vagina 

Acting like a giant pussy. Not having a backbone to stand up for anything. Taking the option of bailing everytime it is available. Being totally pussywhipped.

Giant Lesbian Vagina abv. GLV
Man Sam is such a Giant Lesbian Vagina! He won't even stand up to his girlfriend! Pfft weak dude, weak.

I cant believe how much of a GLV i was dude, i wouldnt even like hook up with her!

How can it take loz a month to tell mickyt, shes such a GLV!

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)

This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.
empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.

Soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina 

When a bitch got a vagina that just be straight up nasty.
Damn! Yall remember dat bitch I got up in yessiday? Dat ho got one soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina. This dick done got fucked up, playboy!

star trek vagina

To perform a sexual act on a vagina that has never been touched, proded, masterbatued, or anything else sexual in nature.
I am going out tonight looking for a star trek vagina.
star trek vagina by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007