A Friend who pays child support and has an ex wife a kid and works so much. Spent time in the slammer and goes on wild adventures with his brother Joe.
by Jmj0313 January 26, 2024

Say these words and completely obliterate any for that blocks your path. Nothing can stop it or you with this insult.
by Peridit_is_1 May 22, 2018

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.
Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023

by GoofyAwwCat October 18, 2022

Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.
by Gay tomis November 26, 2019

Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.
by bigfoot889 June 3, 2017

Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019
